List of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire, 2010–2019

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This is an incomplete list of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire for the years 2010–2019.

2010–2019

2010 1st Parliament (Pre-Monarchy)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Spank Alice Act An Act to mandate some sort of corporal punishment for Alice bot that was bothering the House of Lords at the moment Active
Spank shli Act An Act to mandate some kind of spanking for Princess shli. (Passed over objections of then-Prime Minister, the Duke of Rockford) Active
Princess maki Act An Act to create a peerage for maki as Duchess of Gaylord and to mandate addressing her as "Princess maki". (Passed despite the objections that the Parliament cannot bestow peerages on anyone) Active
Alice Banishment Act An Act to mandate banishment for Alice bot which has persisted in annoying the Lords outside the chambers. Active
Age of Consent for Military Act An Act for amending the age of consent for military enlistment in Palmshire Army from age of 18 to eight minutes. Active

2011 2nd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Cypress Hollow Public Works Act An Act to give retroactive approval to the public works projects commenced in City of Cypress Hollow, including lakes and sewer, from January to March in year of 2011. Active
Capital Act An Act to make City of Cypress Hollow the sole capital of Palmshire and to remove the co-capital status for City of Rockford. Active
House of Lords Act An Act to fix limit on number of seats in the House of Lords, regardless of how many peerages exists, to fourteen seats. Repealed
Cypress Hollow Police Act An Act to grant Cypress Hollow Police Department a formal charter and a special jurisdiction over the City of Cypress Hollow. Active
Tropicana Lake Offshore Drilling Act An Act to authorize offshore drilling in the Tropicana Lake region of City of Cypress Hollow. Active
Huntington City Public Works Act An Act to authorize public works for City of Huntington Active
Appropriations Act An Act to apply the Sum of Four billion five hundred million Dollars out of the Consolidated Fund to the Service of the Year Two thousand and eleven; and to appropriate the Supplies granted in this Session of Parliament Active
Push Nibbles into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Duchess of Rochester into Pool. Vetoed
Huntington City Strip Act An Act to authorize incentives for purpose of encouraging development within Huntington City Strip district. Active
House of Lords Amendment Act An Act for amending House of Lords Act to increase the number of seats permitted on House of Lords from fourteen to sixteen. Repealed
Succession Act An Act for amending line of succession to the throne for the Kingdom of Palmshire. Active
Nibbles Act An Act to make illegal calling Nibbles "Nipples" or "Nips" on pain of death penalty. Active
Waiter's English Act An Act to mandate teaching of English language to the Duke of Cypress Hollow's Waiter Bot. Active
Reform Act An Act to authorize the Sovereign of Palmshire and the Prime Minister to remove any members from Parliament who have been deemed inactive. Active
Treaty of Cypress Hollow An Act for ratifying the Treaty therein signed at the City of Cypress Hollow for the ending of the War of the Roses. Active
Regency Act An Act for regulating the Regency and to set out the procedure for establishing the Regency. Active
Attainder for Club Alpha Act An Act for attainder of Club Alpha including confiscation of the said person's property found within Palmshire territories and further punishment in case of the said person being captured. Active
Marriage Act An Act to restrict marriage to those of opposite sex within territories of Palmshire. Active
Starfleet Act An Act to authorize construction of specific number of spaceships under direction of the Surveyor of the Navy within oversight of the First Lord of the Admiralty and the Royal Navy Active
Militia Act Active
Licensing Act An Act to require license for trolling Active
Hug GC Act Active
Huggles Ban Act An Act to ban huggles (defined as anyone who goes to AWGate frequently) from Palmshire territories Active
Guillotine Re-Actment Act An Act to legalize use of guillotine for capital punishment in Palmshire Active
Legislation Act An Act to increase cap on maximum number of bills on Parliamentary agenda to fifteen Active
Holiday Act An Act to make every execution day a holiday in Palmshire Active
Graystripe Act An Act to mandate teaching of English to a tourist named graystripe Active
Calm Yo Teets Act Active
Attainder of Mandy Act An Act to mandate confiscation of all of said person's property within bounds of Palmshire and to also deprive the said person of right to stand as candidate for a parliamentary seat in House of Commons as well to forbid said person's appointment to any royal offices or peerage creation Active
Representation of the People Act An Act to add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin Active
Parliament Salary Act An Act to establish $100 pay raise for all members of the Parliament, in both Houses of Commons and Lords Active
Riley Act An Act to make [Riley] official cat of Palmshire Active

2011 3rd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Appropriations Act Active
Parliament Act An Act to raise maximum cap on number of bills a member can submit to the agenda from current two to four. Active
Push GC into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing GC into the pool. Active
Parliament Salary Act An Act to amend the Parliament Salary Act to raise the current salary for the members of Parliament by amount of five-hundred Palmshire dollars Repealed
Socialized Weapons Act An Act to provide free rifles and free bullets for all Palmshire citizens. Active
General Look of Discontent Act / Control Act An Act to penalize anyone who uses the general look of discontent without government permission for the fine of 150 Palmshire Dollars Active
Push Katy into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing Katy aka Katylin into the pool. Active
GC Slavery Act An Act to mandate forced servitude for the Duke of Cypress Hollow with obligation to perform at request of any Palmshire citizens Active
Mandy Birthday Act An Act to mandate birthday greetings for Andy S every day he is encountered by a Palmshire citizen Active
AWTeen Debt Act An Act to mandate payment for outstanding debt of AWTeen by Andy S, with details to be determined by Chancellor of the Exchequer Repealed
Push Legion into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing of the Duke of Rockford into the swimming pool Repealed

2012 4th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
AWTeen Debt Act An Act to require CoLor and Lucky Sevens to pay for AWTeen debt besides Andy S and also to pay for all other debts incurred. Active
Booze Tunnels Act An Act to legalize the production and use of booze tunnels. Active
Intelligence Dampening Act An Act to mandate funding towards building an intelligence dampening sphere that one can attach to Chris D. Active
Push Legion into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Duke of Rockford into the Pool Active
Push Demon Dog into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Marquess of Arcadia into the Pool Active
Chris D Nipples Act An Act to mandate stick-on nipples for Chris D. Active
Dildos Act An Act to mandate government funding for rocket powered dildos. Active
Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act An Act to legalize adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. Active
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act An Act to mandate drowning for Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. Active
Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. Active
Truffula Forest National Park Act An Act to designate the Truffula Forest a national park. Active
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act An Act to make touching asses illegal for the Duke of Rockford. Active
Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act An Act to mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva and every other person under age of eighteen. Active
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act An Act to provide for free adoption of llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles and to provide for free adoption of sloths for every citizens of Palmshire. Active
Andy Blowjob Act An Act to require GC to give Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. Active
GC Sperm Act An Act to require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly. Active
Viagra Act An Act to require GC to be medicated on Viagra for the next 50 years. Active
Push Legion into Lake Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Lake. Active
Push Legion into Pond Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Pond. Active
Push Legion into River Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the River. Active
Push Legion into Swamp Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Swamp. Active
Representation of the People Act An Act to provide for increase in number of elected representatives to two for boroughs of Ocean Beach and Dublin & Berwick. Active
Official Cat of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Nudge the official cat of Palmshire. Active
Annual Army Act An Act to authorize existence of Palmshire Army for a year. Active
Award Jen the Most Helpful Mexican Act An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the "The Most Helpful Mexican". Active
Official Mexican of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the official Mexican of Palmshire. Active
Parliament Act An Act to mandate Parliamentary term to not exceed more than 3 month. Active
Marijuana Legalization Act An Act to legalize marijuana in the Kingdom of Palmshire and its territories. Active
Official Lion of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Ally Youngblood the official Lion of Palmshire. Active

2012 5th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Sofa King Pronunciation Act An Act to mandate pronunciation of "sofaking" as "so fucking" Active
Peerages Act An Act to allow for peers to disclaim their peerages in order to sit on the House of Commons. Active
House of Lords Act An Act to fix the number of seats in the House of Lords to twelve. This limit may not be changed except by an Act of Parliament. Active
Parliament Salary Act An Act to fix the salary for Members and Lords of Parliament to amount of Twenty Five Thousand Dollar. Active
Ma Bitch Act An Act to designate Legion the bitch of Jennifer de la Cueva. Active
Insurance Act An Act to provide insurance at no cost for Lords and Members of Parliament as well for the general public. Active

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