April 2012 House of Lords voting results

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Voting results from House of Lords proceedings on 21 April 2012.

Membership List

Members present:

Members absent:

Voting summary

Government bills

Bill title Author Description Ayes (Names) Nays (Names) Abstains (Names) Notes
Anti-Capital Hill Act bill Marquess of Arcadia Mandates removal of all sitting Congress members from Capital Hill. 3 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, and The Duke of Cypress Hollow) 0 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
Chris D Nipples Act bill Marquess of Arcadia Mandates stick-on nipples for Chris D. 3 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, and The Duchess of Cypress Hollow) 0 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
Dildos Act bill Marquess of Arcadia Mandates government funding for rocket powered dildos 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, Marquess of Arcadia and The Duke of Cypress Hollow) 0 0 Bill passed by 4-0-0.
Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act bill Marquess of Arcadia Mandates pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. 3 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow, Marquess of Arcadia, and The Duchess of Rochester) 0 1 (The Duke of Rockford) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
Truffula Forest National Park Act bill Marquess of Arcadia Designates the Truffula Forest a national park. 3 (Marquess of Arcadia, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and The Duchess of Rochester) 0 1 (The Duke of Rockford) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
War Powers Act bill Marquess of Arcadia To grant authority to Prime Minister of Palmshire to take over complete control if threatened with war for up to 90 days, with definition of "war" being at Prime Minister's discretion. 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and The Duke of Rockford) 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) Bill failed to pass by 1-2-1.

Opposition bills

Bill title Author Description Ayes (Names) Nays (Names) Abstains (Names) Notes
Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva Legalizes adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duchess of Rochester, and Marquess of Arcadia) 0 0 Bill passed by 4-0-0.
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva Mandates drowning Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) 1 (The Duke of Rockford) 0 Bill passed by 3-1-0.
The Push Jennifer de la Cueva into Pool Act bill The Duke of Rockford Mandates pushing Jennifer de la Cueva into the Pool. 1 (The Duke of Rockford) 3 (Marquess of Arcadia, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and The Duchess of Rochester) 0 Bill failed to pass by 1-3-0.
Push Legion into Lava Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva Mandates pushing Legion into the Lava. 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) 1 (The Duke of Rockford) 0 Bill passed by 3-1-0.
Andy Blowjob Act bill The Duchess of Rochester Mandates GC giving Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Rockford, and Marquess of Arcadia) 1 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow) 0 Bill passed by 3-1-0.
The Push Nibbles into Pool Act bill The Duke of Cypress Hollow Mandates pushing Nibbles into the Pool. 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and Marquess of Arcadia) 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) 1 (The Duke of Rockford) Bill passed by 2-1-1
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva To make touching asses illegal for the said person. 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) 1 (The Duke of Rockford) 0 Proposed versions with amendments rejected at first reading. Bill without amendments passed at second reading by 3-1-0.
Push GC into Oncoming Traffic Act bill The Duchess of Rochester
Jennifer de la Cueva
To mandate pushing GC into oncoming traffic. 2 (The Duke of Rockford and The Duchess of Rochester) 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and Marquess of Arcadia) 0 Bill failed to pass by 2-2-0; Tie-breaking vote was cast by Marquess of Arcadia in his capacity as Leader of the House of Lords.
Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva To mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva 3 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duke of Rockford, and Marquess of Arcadia) 0 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva To provide for free adoption of sloths and llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duchess of Rochester, and Marquess of Arcadia) 0 0 Bill passed by 4-0-0.
GC Sperm Act bill Baroness Rochester To require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) 0 1 (The Duke of Rockford) Bill passed by 3-0-1.
Michael Jackson Act bill Jennifer de la Cueva To mandate Michael Jackson effect on Demon Dog, thereby rendering him black. 0 0 0 Bill died at first reading (Motion to bring the bill to the vote has been seconded but failed to receive a third for it to pass).

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