April 2012 House of Lords voting results
Voting results from House of Lords proceedings on 21 April 2012.
Membership List
Members present:
- Demon Dog Tenenbaum, 1st Marquess of Arcadia - Prime Minister of Palmshire, Foreign Secretary, and Leader of the House of Lords
- Legion Rockford, 1st Duke of Rockford - King of Palmshire and de-facto presiding officer of the Palmshire House of Lords
- GC, 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow
- Nibbles Yocum, 1st Duchess of Rochester
Members absent:
- Legolas, 1st Duke of Westover
- Hyper Anthony, 1st Marquess of Arklay
- Arnold NYC, 1st Earl of Huntington - Leader of the Opposition
- Kitty Kat Kelsey, 2nd Countess of Dublin - Lord President of the Council and Chancellor of the Exchequer
- Koll Tenenbaum, 2nd Baron of Nottingham - Home Secretary
Voting summary
Government bills
| Bill title | Author | Description | Ayes (Names) | Nays (Names) | Abstains (Names) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anti-Capital Hill Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Mandates removal of all sitting Congress members from Capital Hill. | 3 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, and The Duke of Cypress Hollow) | 0 | 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Chris D Nipples Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Mandates stick-on nipples for Chris D. | 3 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, and The Duchess of Cypress Hollow) | 0 | 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Dildos Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Mandates government funding for rocket powered dildos | 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duchess of Rochester, Marquess of Arcadia and The Duke of Cypress Hollow) | 0 | 0 | Bill passed by 4-0-0. |
| Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Mandates pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. | 3 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow, Marquess of Arcadia, and The Duchess of Rochester) | 0 | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Truffula Forest National Park Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Designates the Truffula Forest a national park. | 3 (Marquess of Arcadia, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and The Duchess of Rochester) | 0 | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| War Powers Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | To grant authority to Prime Minister of Palmshire to take over complete control if threatened with war for up to 90 days, with definition of "war" being at Prime Minister's discretion. | 1 (Marquess of Arcadia) | 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and The Duke of Rockford) | 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) | Bill failed to pass by 1-2-1. |
Opposition bills
| Bill title | Author | Description | Ayes (Names) | Nays (Names) | Abstains (Names) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | Legalizes adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. | 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duchess of Rochester, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 0 | 0 | Bill passed by 4-0-0. |
| Drown Legion in Beachfield Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | Mandates drowning Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. | 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | 0 | Bill passed by 3-1-0. |
| The Push Jennifer de la Cueva into Pool Act bill | The Duke of Rockford | Mandates pushing Jennifer de la Cueva into the Pool. | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | 3 (Marquess of Arcadia, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and The Duchess of Rochester) | 0 | Bill failed to pass by 1-3-0. |
| Push Legion into Lava Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | Mandates pushing Legion into the Lava. | 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | 0 | Bill passed by 3-1-0. |
| Andy Blowjob Act bill | The Duchess of Rochester | Mandates GC giving Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. | 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Rockford, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 1 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow) | 0 | Bill passed by 3-1-0. |
| The Push Nibbles into Pool Act bill | The Duke of Cypress Hollow | Mandates pushing Nibbles into the Pool. | 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and Marquess of Arcadia) | 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | Bill passed by 2-1-1 |
| Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To make touching asses illegal for the said person. | 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | 0 | Proposed versions with amendments rejected at first reading. Bill without amendments passed at second reading by 3-1-0. |
| Push GC into Oncoming Traffic Act bill | The Duchess of Rochester Jennifer de la Cueva |
To mandate pushing GC into oncoming traffic. | 2 (The Duke of Rockford and The Duchess of Rochester) | 2 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow and Marquess of Arcadia) | 0 | Bill failed to pass by 2-2-0; Tie-breaking vote was cast by Marquess of Arcadia in his capacity as Leader of the House of Lords. |
| Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva | 3 (The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duke of Rockford, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 0 | 1 (The Duchess of Rochester) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To provide for free adoption of sloths and llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles | 4 (The Duke of Rockford, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, The Duchess of Rochester, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 0 | 0 | Bill passed by 4-0-0. |
| GC Sperm Act bill | Baroness Rochester | To require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly | 3 (The Duchess of Rochester, The Duke of Cypress Hollow, and Marquess of Arcadia) | 0 | 1 (The Duke of Rockford) | Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Michael Jackson Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To mandate Michael Jackson effect on Demon Dog, thereby rendering him black. | 0 | 0 | 0 | Bill died at first reading (Motion to bring the bill to the vote has been seconded but failed to receive a third for it to pass). |