May 2012 House of Commons voting results
Voting results from House of Commons proceedings on 6 May 2012.
Membership List
Members present:
Members absent:
Voting summary
Government bills
| Bill title | Author | Description | Ayes (Names) | Nays (Names) | Abstains (Names) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Mandates pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. | 2 (Jennifer de la Cueva and Hitomi Fujiko) | 0 | 1 (Chris D) | Bill passed by 2-0-1. Ally Youngblood was absent at the vote. |
| Truffula Forest National Park Act bill | Marquess of Arcadia | Designates the Truffula Forest a national park. | 3 (Jennifer de la Cueva, Hitomi Fujiko, and Chris D) | 0 | 0 | Bill passed by 3-0-0. Ally Youngblood was absent at the vote. |
| Push Legion into Lava Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | Mandates pushing Legion into the Lava. | 0 | 0 | 0 | Bill died at first reading (Motion to bring the bill to the vote has been seconded but failed to receive third for it to pass). |
| Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To make touching asses illegal for the said person. | 2 (Ally Youngblood and Chris D) | 0 | 2 (Jennifer de la Cueva and Hitomi Fujiko) | Bill passed by 2-0-2. |
| Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva | 3 (Ally Youngblood, Chris D, and Hitomi Fujiko) | 0 | 1 (Jennifer de la Cueva) | Ally Youngblood's motion to amend the bill to insert a clause "that unlimited chocolate be given to everyone under the age of 18" passed. Bill passed by 3-0-1. |
| Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act bill | Jennifer de la Cueva | To provide for free adoption of sloths and llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles | 3 (Ally Youngblood, Jennifer de la Cueva, and Hitomi Fujiko) | 1 (Chris D) | 0 | Hitomi Fujiko's motion to amend the bill to insert a clause "that free llama be provided for Jennifer de la Cueva and that free sloths be provided for every other person" passed. Bill passed by 3-1-0. |
| Palmshire Overthrow Active Worlds by Covert Spy Team Act 2012 bill | Chris D | To provide for establishment a covert team and to fund it for the purpose of inciting a revolution in Active Worlds. | 3 (Ally Youngblood, Chris D, and Hitomi Fujiko) | 0 | 1 (Jennifer de la Cueva) | Ally Youngblood's motion to amend the bill to insert a clause "To provide for establishlishment a covert team and to fund it" passed. Bill passed 3-0-1. Jennifer de la took a leave of absence. |
Opposition bills
| Bill title | Author | Description | Ayes (Names) | Nays (Names) | Abstains (Names) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andy Blowjob Act bill | The Duchess of Rochester | Mandates GC giving Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. | 2 (Hitomi Fujiko and Ally Youngblood) | 1 (Chris D) | 1 (Jennifer de la Cueva) | Bill passed by 2-1-1. Ally Youngbllod appears in time to vote on this bill. |
| The Push Nibbles into Pool Act bill | The Duke of Cypress Hollow | Mandates pushing Nibbles into the Pool. | 0 | 0 | 0 | Bill died at first reading (Motion to bring the bill to the vote has been seconded but failed to receive third for it to pass). |
| GC Sperm Act bill | The Duchess of Rochester | To require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly | 4 (Jennifer de la Cueva, Ally Youngblood, Hitomi Fujiko, and Chris D) | 0 | 0 | Bill passed by 4-0-0. |
| Child Act bill | Hitomi Fujiko | To require every woman in Palmshire to birth one child at minimum, for the purpose of increasing the number of people within the Kingdom. | 2 (Hitomi Fujiko and Chris D) | 1 (Ally Youngblood) | 1 (Jennifer de la Cueva) | Bill passed by 2-1-1. Jennifer de la Cueva took a leave of absence. |